I just found it on Google – I didn’t make it!

As a followup to this post, and by popular demand, are a few pictures of everybody’s favorite secretary of defense.

MORE PICTURES (not photoshopped), and caption contest.

One in three Dutch men would choose watching soccer over wife’s birthday: “Marriage counsellors may do brisk business in the Netherlands during the upcoming European Championships.”

Yahoo! News – Nuclear ‘Football’ in Vatican Hallowed Halls: “It is known as ‘the football.’ It has been all over the world and on Friday it entered the hallowed halls of the Vatican.

It was never very far from the president. While he and the pope were speaking alone in the pontiff’s private study, it was in the next room.”

From CNN: “A man who claimed he didn’t get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.”

When Good Refrigerators Go Bad II: “Poor LG. This refrigerator wasn’t even an early unit”

Can you imagine a fist-fight in Congress over a legislative vote? That’s what happened in the Japanese Parliament

Fights broke out on the floor of Japan’s Parliament Friday morning as opposition party members attempted to stop a vote on an unpopular pension reform bill.

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Boy Not Allowed To Bring Porn Star To Prom: “Weston High Principal Mary Kolek says a date with a porn star violates the school’s prom guidelines.”

I would love to see where it clearly states in the prom guidelines that no porn star shall attend.

Mother and Child Extension Cord?: “…What I did find that I liked a lot was this extremely cute ‘Mother and Child’ extension cord that would go quite well with my fish skeleton extension cord my friend Esther sent me a few years back. I think it’s time for the West to embrace and extend cute cord technology.”

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyy

Mayor Mike’s on fire

Commentary — When I first saw this headline jump of the pages of today’s NY Post, I laughed at the ridiculousness of wasting time on such an issue. But, then my mind went into backtrack mode and scanned all my memories of Mr. Softee and his, yes, F****N obnoxious song, chime or whatever you want to call in fact. A few years back my office was situated on the second floor of midtown office building and that son of a bitch would slap his truck into park right underneath my windown from early June into September every year. Since faulty AC forced me to keep my window open for relief from the summer heat, i had that damn tune drilled into my skull for two hours a day, five days a week, nearly 4 months of the year. I can think of more lenient forms of tortune.

Besides, the tune is pure evil if you asked me. Stephen King couldn’t have asked for a better set up to story that has evil clowns swooping out of the foundations of the sidewalk and terrorizing the children of his ficticous hamlet.

In retrospect, I am no longer laughing. I stand and applause a long needed move to protect the sanity of our overburdened population. Viva Mike.

As for the dog barking element? I have have two hyperactive dogs, so I feel it improper for me to comment….

Have a wonderful day

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