I don’t even know what to think of this. Obviously this thing is designed for you to be pulled around with in the water by some kind of speedboat. Why would would want to be in an oversized quasi gerbil ball is beyond me.

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It can’t be much fun working at Microsoft; everyone hates you, your products suck, and your boss makes more in an hour than you can hope to make in your entire life. If anything would drive a man to drink, I imagine these things would, and the fine people in Redmond are more than happy to provide the fuel for all night ethanol driven coding sessions, especially if your tastes tend towards the lighter fruit of the vine. Blue Monster special reserve white wine is available only to Microsoft employees and prospective clients, and sports a Gaping Void designed label with M$’s trademark development slogan of “Change the world or go home.”

Who’s up for a beer run to Washington?

So Sony finally announced Rolly and frankly it looks like a glorified iDog. I don’t get it and I don’t think Sony gets it either.

Uhhhhhh, Okay I get they they are pushing that they have Google maps but I’m lost on the spinners and bouncing.

Tekken is without a doubt my favourite fighting game ever and one of my favourite series ever so I’m certainly following all the news on the soon to be released Tekken 6. Today comes news of another new character pictured above named Bob and I can’t get over it. He looks like a fat Paul Phoenix or a blonder, older version of Mario almost and I can’t want to beat you people online with him when the game comes out.

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When Googling for “iPhone PRice Drop” you get a wonderful Nokia ad trying to ride Apple’s PR wave. Geee, Thanks Nokia. Don’t really need you rubbing it in. [via]

Nothing says sexy more then the smell of a vintage car, just put a little gas behind the ears and you’re all good to go. Available for $18.99.

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I’ll let you guys take it up in the comments. [via]

Brings a new meaning to having your underwear on the floor. Perfect house warming gift. Available for $28 US.

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I’m not sure if I would trust an executive with a CRAYOLA pen, but noting will get a laugh more when bringing in those multi-million deals and breaking out this wonder.

Available for $12.99

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