I wonder how the girlfriend has to feel knowing their her boyfriend may prefer the curves and interior of a nice car over her [sexually]? How does this guy get away with hit? Well, he’s a car mechanic. The next time you drop your car off for service, your mechanic could very well be doing similar activities with your automobile.

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.” Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI. Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

Believable? I don’t ever know what to believe these days wth some of the odd stories sent our way. Thanks jeff for the tip.

Sports Illustrated subscribers often look forward to their annual swimsuit edition. What happens when Sports Illustrated refuses to send the swimsuit edition out? Subscribers fume. Unfortunately, Sports Illustrated is exercising their decision not to send the issue to libraries which hold active subscriptions:

I am a librarian at the University of Dallas. We have not received our issue of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition even though we have an active subscription. The serials discussion list I am on has been abuzz on this topic. It turns out no libraries have received their issues. The publisher has decided not to send it to any institutions. Librarians who call in to complain are being offered an subscription extension of two issues. That will not satisfy patrons who are looking for the swimsuit edition. They’ll just have to go buy it on the newsstand (surely that’s not the publisher’s intent!)

It should be up to the institution to decide whether or not they choose to make the issue available to patrons. The publisher should send the issues we’ve paid for. If we throw them in the trash, that’s our prerogative.

All of this coming by way of the Consumerist (a great read for anything customer service oriented). I don’t know about anyone else, but if I paid for a full subscription, I expect the FULL subscription. Read more a the Library Journal.

That sounds like a headline from Sex and the City. I know what a burden it is to squeeze your own tea bags when you are done brewing your favorite cup, so Gizoo has created a device to ease your troubles. Gone are the days of drippy bags, and burt fingers. Ok, this is just sounding WAYYYYYY too dirty.

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Don’t have enough gizmos in your life? This $5 item hope to fill the void. With the LED equipped cellular pen, it lights up and flashes crazily whenever it detects an incoming call.

Now for $5 it doesn’t come with “James Bond” technology – it pretty much blinks whenever anybodies phone goes off, since it is just looking for RF interference.

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I will never understand speed-dating, nor will I ever understand requirements like an annual salary of $500,000 and at least $1,000,000 in the bank. That’s right, a speed-dating service with those two requirements, insane! Talk about "Gold Digger& being stamped clearly on foreheads. I can’t imagine the sick feeling of &I’ll jump in your pants because you have money, and you know it!& that fills these rooms.

The Radar assists in uncovering the reality and such services by sneaking in an interview with a CNN correspondent covering the story of expensive speed-dating and sitting in during one of the contestant swamps.

• Rich Person: Hi, I make enough money I don’t know what to do with it.
• Gold-digger: Uhuh. Really? That’s great! I like long walks on the beach, watching sunsets, whatever it is you want, I can do. Just no pre-nup Mmmk?

Ok, sorry. Maybe those functions don’t go down like that. But still. With those types of entrance requirements, who really knows how authentic these participants are?

People complaining about the Super Bowl halftime show? Where do these people come from? Underneath powerlines while sitting back drinking anti-freeze? Come on! Check out the Smoking Gun which reports on a growing number of individuals unhappy with the Super Bowl halftime show.

This year’s Super Bowl telecast generated about 150 complaints to the Federal Communications Commission, with the bulk of the beefs centering on Prince’s halftime performance and a Snickers commercial. As seen in the letters on the following pages, many correspondents were upset because they believed that the rock star was manipulating his guitar as if it were a penis. As one viewer noted in an e-mail, the “pro-homosexual theme” of this year’s event, telecast on CBS, was “disgraceful.” The writer added that “just because 6% of the population is gay,” porn did not need to be included in the broadcast. Another purportedly offended viewer was concerned that the halftime show would have an unfortunate lasting effect on his son, who “hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay.

Does anyone else scratch their heads in disbelief reading stories like this? A whole slew of complaints aimed at CBS for airing certain commercials which purportedly altered or have the power of changing an individuals direction in life.

This is right down Derek’s alley. SumSeeds is a ‘premium’ toasted caffeine coated sunflower seed product. Besides the caffeine it is also laced with taurine, lysine, and ginseng.

Mmmmmmmmm just wash those back with a RedBull then chew on some Jolt gum and you will be ensured a week of sleepless nights.

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Governors confront President Bush and General Pace inquiring about any back-up plans for movement in Iraq. What they discovered may not be all too comforting to digest. In a nutshell, I think the attitude of "there is no 2nd place, just first-place losers" is not too far off from the reality that was discovered during the meeting.

During a White House meeting last week, a group of governors asked President Bush and Marine Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, about their backup plan for Iraq. What would the administration do if its new strategy didn’t work? The conclusion they took away, the governors later said, was that there is no Plan B. “I’m a Marine,” Pace told them, “and Marines don’t talk about failure. They talk about victory.”

That’s admirable to have that can-do attitude about no failure, only victory. Unfortunately, the reality of this world requies for certain assumptions or unforeseen events that need to be taken into account – does it not?

So what did you have for breakfast today? I bet it doesn’t compare to what this woman found in her chicken nugget meal. It looks like someone got a little more head than they bargained for.

After 18 years, a painting recognized as being stolen was discovered to be hanging in Steven Spielberg’s personal art collection. Fortunately, Spielberg is cooperating with the FBI in any way possible in order to remedy the discovery.

A stolen painting has been found at Steven Spielberg’s home 18 years after the US filmmaker unwittingly bought it. Spielberg’s staff spotted an FBI theft notice last week and realised it was in their employer’s collection. [...] The painting was stolen in 1973 from an exhibition in Missouri. The FBI estimate the work could be worth $700,000 (£360,000). Spielberg is co-operating with the FBI and will keep hold of the painting until its “disposition can be determined”, the FBI said.

Don’t you just hate it when you drop a noticeable chunk of change on an art piece only to discover 18 years later that it is a fake, or even worse… stolen? Grr. I hate that. Shady sellers. Reminds me of this time on eBay when… [fill in with your own negative experience with an eBay seller].