Humorous commercial proving the fact that laptops are indeed the ideal computer for late night deadlines. [via] Someone obviously didn’t know how to use CTRL + ALT + DEL.

Nothing like a bit of local news to enlighten Craigslist users that there are indeed individuals seeking paid sex on the Craigslist message boards. Unfortunately, the defense that individuals merely pay for the company of a beautiful woman did not bode to well.

Rented furnishings and hidden cameras were among the props Seattle police vice detectives used to arrest 104 men who showed up at a ritzy downtown condo in the past two weeks expecting to pay for sex.

Nearly three-fourths of the men who were arrested on suspicion of patronizing a prostitute responded to postings in the “erotic services” category on craigslist, the free online community where people can search for apartments, jobs, used cars, friends and dates. The rest answered escort ads found in the back pages of The Stranger and Seattle Weekly.

“We wanted to prove craigslist was in fact a vehicle for promoting prostitution,” said Lt. Eric Sano, commander of the Seattle Police Department’s vice unit. [...]

Arrestees have included “bank presidents, state employees, business owners, construction workers, physicians and surgeons,” Sano said.

While some may browse the listing for a laugh or two concerning the types of posts and requests made, there are real-life professional individuals who utilize the free boards as a means to to satisfy their sexual needs. Sad that these individuals faced the disappointing reality of meeting police and investigators face-to-face when all they expected was “satisfying” night.

Nothing like an unplanned erection to change the mood during prayer. In this particular case, a monk experiences one such inconvenience and promptly removes said distraction using a machete. [via]

A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

“We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything,” Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

I would have went with a cold shower to get my mind realigned. Refusing to have the appendage reattached is a completely different approach.

Thoughts? Pretty good at expressing the fact that AIDS kills. I’ll be honest, it took me a few seconds to realize it’s a story board of sorts. Try not to focus on a single position. Rather, focus on the positions as pieces of a story. [via]

I think I may have found the holy grail as far as game emulators are concerned – and this one just so happens to be online! Gone are the long boring days at the office thanks to Every Video Game (Thanks Sarah B.). The web based emulator even tops the previously found Web based NES emulator.

The emulator archive offers games from the classic consoles including sms, nes, tg16 (?!), gg (Game Gear? DS Lite eat your heart out), and many more. What’s better? You can save game play meaning you can pick up right where you left off before heading out to lunch for the day (limited support depending on the console emulator).

Make sure your browser supports Java and head on over to Every Video Game and waste away your day. PS3 or Wii? Puulease… Go back in time and play some “real” games. Recommend your classic choices in the comments so fellow readers aren’t intimidated by the gaming choices.

All of this celebrity gossip garbage sure has its entertaining side. According to E Canada, Britney Spears is considering the idea of releasing a private 4-hour long sex tape of her and now ex K-Fed from their wedding honeymoon.

Federline has already been approached by a porn mogul in the U.S. to buy the tape, but choose to pass on the deal. Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago. Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video.

The reason for Ms. Spears’ current giving nature? Rather than allowing her ex-husband to profit from such valuables, Spears hopes spoil the profiteering by “giving away” certain items for free. Now let’s all be honest, who is going to be firing up their bittorrent clients if this thing hits the net?

Global Orgasm. This must have something to do with that whole Yin & Yang thing right? There seems to be quite a following including work at Princeton with the Global Consciousness Project.

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! [...]

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

I can’t say that I believe in any of this use sexual energy to distort the current levels of aggression and violence but who cares?! Sex will definitely keep everyones mind off the reality of horror in our world. So who’s going to do their part?

Accused of bestiality? Don’t sweat it. Use the fact that the animal was dead stating that a dead is no longer an animal. Sly lawyers, they’re like magic.

A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn’t an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

He is charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’ – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can’t be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn’t an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

Strange? Heard of anything stranger than a 20-year old having nothing else to do but drag a carcass into the bush to have at it? Curiosity seems to have gotten the best of this guy.

Watch and decide for yourself. BE WARNED IT IS A LITTLE GROSS Thanks Syl. You have successfully made me loose my appetite. I’m thinking it’s a fake. Any video editors care to chime in with the authenticity of this clip.

Now for a little sex education. Modern day prophylactics – designed to prevent sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancies – have been proven to be somewhat anti-climatic. Translated, condoms may have a way of killing the “moment”. I believe the Pronto condoms introduction summarizes the problems related to our modern day condoms:

Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. First, you have to tear the pack open, often using your teeth. Then you have to take the condom out of the pack – this is a slippery business at the best of times. Next, you have to figure out which is the right side up, before you can unroll it. By the time the condom’s on, the mood is halfway out the window…

Pronto believes that they have a winner in their hands. Check out the video demo if you so inclined. Would this be considered NSFW? Maybe, keep that in mind before clicking through.