Seems out #1 search on UEASYsilence.com is “Nipple Slip.”

So, figured I would save you some clicking and link you to more then you can ever want.

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Ah yes. Mario. The animated gaming character recognizable around the world. He’s become quite the celebrity. The common theme in games is to save the Princess correct? Forgive me. It’s been a few years since I fired up the classic Nintendo. Well now you no longer need to wonder why the Princess doesn’t do more for Mario after all he’s done. Mario is a dirty dirty character. Actually he’s no different from a real person…

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There’s more to a kiss than meets the lips, as couples are learning at a kissing school in Seattle. Psychotherapist Cherie Byrd, 56, got the idea for teaching kissing classes while dating a man who was a horrible kisser. “Yuck. He was clumsy, unskilled and half-hearted,” Byrd said. “I told him if he wanted the relationship to continue he had to let me teach him to kiss.” The boyfriend didn’t last, but Byrd, a self-described “luscious kisser,” said that gave her the idea to teach the art and craft of kissing to other couples. Since 1998, more than 500 couples have paid $275 to learn Byrd’s secrets for giving or receiving a passionate kiss.

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When I thought we had the lock on the waste of bandwith award, I stumbled across two new canidates.

Don’t get me wrong, there is skin there – but WHO would have ever thought of blogging ugly breast implants? WHO?!

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Perhaps, it may be the people who came up with Stupid Porn (NSFW), another site dedicated to ridiculous nudity.

A 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father in their southwest Harris County home Friday, Local 2 reported. The shooting was originally reported as a case of domestic abuse, but deputies said the boy apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the mother.

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A woman has been sentenced to two and a half years in jail for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying “that’s yours”.

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Hard-core chick with so much anger.

A California-based pornographer said Monday it has sued Google Inc., alleging that its leading Internet search engines are illegally allowing people to view hijacked versions of its nude photos and to access its Web site with stolen passwords.

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Too good not to quote…

The Veg Sex Shop sells sex lubes, oils, and gadgets made without any animal products. They also feature the battery-less Solar Sensations Vibe that “aims to please those living off the grid, in a tree, or for the eco-conscious anywhere.” It kinda looks like a cell phone with a geiger counter attachment.

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Semen makes you happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

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Thousands of Japanese OLs and housewives are stampeding to buy a suggestively shaped bar of soap said to improve their sex lives, according to Shukan Post. Jamu Herbal Sticks are, considering their intended use, conveniently shaped like a 12-centimeter long cigar, though Japan’s top-selling weekly magazine says they resemble a vibrator.

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