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McDonalds, did you ejaculate in my milkshake?

questions answered on UK mcdonalds site

McDonald’s UK answers customers candid questions and displays the answers for all to see in a FAQ type forum as seen above. Interesting topic to address McDonalds, interesting indeed – "Why did your employee ejaculate into my grandmother’s milkshake?&quot. As the website encourages, "make your own mind up".

We interrupt this broadcast with "breaking" porn

The ‘ol program switcharoo. Arizona area cable customers enjoying a television program featuring former news anchor Tom Brokaw witnessed their television screens flicker to display hardcore pornographic content. Customers briefly witnessed their scheduled programming go XXX without warning.

Viewers of a news show broadcast on a Phoenix-area cable television station received a lot more than news — hard-core pornography started streaming into their living rooms, replacing a health show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw. The incident on KPPX-TV Monday night prompted a flood of calls to local news media outlets and cable provider Cox Communications, including one from Chandler resident Brenda Schodt, who said she was shocked to look up and see graphic sex acts on her television screen.

Way to go Cox, living it up in Arizona eh? Sounds like someone was playing a little prank on television viewers.

Man has girlfriend, but admits to having sex with cars

I wonder how the girlfriend has to feel knowing their her boyfriend may prefer the curves and interior of a nice car over her [sexually]? How does this guy get away with hit? Well, he’s a car mechanic. The next time you drop your car off for service, your mechanic could very well be doing similar activities with your automobile.

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.” Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI. Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

Believable? I don’t ever know what to believe these days wth some of the odd stories sent our way. Thanks jeff for the tip.

The Handbra

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Lets file this under risque.

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It’s a .xxx world for Teens

cleanporn.jpg Parents beware its an XXX world out there. The University of Alberta ran a study of random children between the ages of 13 and 14 about their forays into the darker side of the internet.

A total of 429 students aged 13 and 14 from 17 urban and rural schools across Alberta, Canada, were surveyed anonymously about if, how and how often they accessed sexually explicit media content on digital or satellite television, video and DVD and the Internet. Ninety per cent of males and 70 per cent of females reported accessing sexually explicit media content at least once. More than one-third of the boys reported viewing pornographic DVDs or videos “too many times to count”, compared to eight per cent of the girls surveyed.

A majority of the students, 74 per cent, reported viewing pornography on the Internet. Forty-one per cent saw it on video or DVD and 57 per cent reported seeing it on a specialty TV channel. Nine per cent of the tens reported they accessed pornography because someone over 18 had rented it; six per cent had rented it themselves and 20 per cent viewed it at a friend’s house.

Guess this show how embedded this is in our culture and society. Granted, this high numbers might be due to the age brackets surveyed, but I think it could be representative of the population. Discuss away.

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Uhhhh…. Is that a 5.5G iPod?

Ok totally NSFW, but SI is sure appealing to the Geek audience. Wonder what the caption could be: “Wanna plug into my dock connector?”

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Today’s Lesson: Don’t take naked pictures of yourself if you are under 18

In Florida, two teens were found guilty of child pornography laws by taking risque photos of themselves. Here is the background: On March 25, 2004, Two teens (16 and 17) took digital photos of themselves naked in some kind of sex act. The two sent the photos from the girlfriends computer to the boyfriends via email, and neither teen showed the photographs to anyone else.

However the couple was charged with “producing, directing or promoting a photograph featuring the sexual conduct of a child”, with the girlfriend found guilty of child pornography charges.

Kinda makes you wonder about the laws in this country, the laws designed to protect children were used against them. If you are under the age of 18, delete those nude photos now!

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Leave it to the Geeks

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Here is a combo USB drive with a ruler painted right on it. Now you can start up TWO competitions, who’s drive can copy faster and, well answer mens other obsession.

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Paris Hiton “Exposed” Again

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Paris again is making the Hiltons proud, and all over an unpaid $208 bill. ParisExposed.com is a website that is dedicated to showcase the contents of a storage facility which was publicly auctioned that yielded tons of interesting items such as Paris’ old passports, correspondence, and home videos featuring Paris doing what she knows best. There is guaranteed nudity and drug use (not to mention a video of snorting a kilo of coke off a naked guy).

So if spying into Parises life is your thing, ParisExposed.com will be more then willing to take your $40 a month. After the jump is a link to a preview video and link to the website.

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Scantily clad baristas will woo you away from Starbucks

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First impressions always carry the most weight when judging a new business. For Cowgirls Espresso, mundane aprons and uniforms just won’t do. Possibly NSWF so watch your back. Scantily clad barista’s after the jump.

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