Scientists believe that individuals that have oral sex with multiple partners are more likely to have cancer (women – human papillomavirus). The New Scientist has the the details concerning the new studies.

People who have had more than five oral-sex partners in their lifetime are 250% more likely to have throat cancer than those who do not have oral sex, a new study suggests.

The researchers believe this is because oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV), the virus implicated in the majority of cervical cancers.

The new findings should encourage people to consistently use condoms during oral sex as this could protect against HPV, the team says. Other experts say that the results provide more reason for men to receive the new HPV vaccine.

Scientists recommend the use of vaccines and condoms during oral sex. "After controlling for other risk factors for throat cancer, such as drinking and smoking, the analysis revealed that people who had prior infection with HPV were 32 times as likely to have this cancer as those with no evidence of ever having the virus. And those who tested positive for a particularly aggressive strain of the virus, called HPV-16, were 58 times more likely to have throat cancer."

R&B / rapper Akon found himself off-stage with one less sponsor after Verizon Wireless did not look too kindly at his decision to dry hump a 15-yr. girl on-stage during a recent concert [via]. Check the video to see how disturbing Akon looks as he simulates various positions with the crowd within arms reach.

US mobile operator Verizon has had a fit of moral outrage and cut sponsorship of a tour featuring R’n'B artist Akon after he dry humped a 15-year-old preacher’s daughter on stage.

Verizon had signed on to pony up for the North American lollop of bequiffed pop strumpet Gwen Stefani’s world tour, where Akon was due on as warm-up act. However, during a concert in Trinidad in April, Akon decided to simulate beserk intercourse on stage with the local girl, invoking the ire of, erm, pretty much everyone.

Personally, I think Akon’s actions crossed the line when it comes to interacting with fans on-stage. I hear R. Kelly laughing in the distance.

Yesterday we discovered that some cultures believe that when properly prepared, frog juice can improve your sex life. Personally, I scoffed at the idea. Today, I’ve discovered that both Brazilian and US scientists believe that spider venom may be the cure for male impotence.

Their investigation follows reports that men bitten by the Phoneutria nigriventer experienced priapism – long and painful erections.

A two-year study has found that the venom contains a toxin, called Tx2-6, that causes erections.

Further tests are being carried out in the US before the substance can be approved for human use.

The results, from the Medical College of Georgia, are expected in a month’s time.

The bite of Phoneutria nigriventer, known as the Brazilian wandering spider, is potent and can be deadly in some cases.

The Brazilian and US researchers interviewed men who claimed their sex lives had improved after a spider attack.

The relevant toxin identified in the venom has been tested successfully on other animals.

Now let’s look at the order of events and the resulting outcome: 1) Get bit by spider, and 2) experience a long and painful erection. Do away with the painful and mix in a little bit of a hallucinogen and I think we’ve found an alternative for Viagra. On a related note, I hate spiders and will squash or vacuum any that cross my path. Anyone else?

The first two seconds of this video are a doozy, but once you get past that Bill Maher covers the vanishing Bee’s story. It is actually quite funny, but labeled NSFW.

An innocent man tries to clean up his life by recycling his porn after meeting the woman of his dreams. Unfortunately, the relief of having disposed of the dirty magazines was short lived as grade school kids distribute the magazines throughout their school. Who do you think gets the blame?

Greer recently meet the girl of his dreams and decided that as such he would get rid of his collection of 20 plus Penthouse, Playboy and various other pornographic magazines. So he put all his “Dirty Magazines” in a box and put them out on the curb to be collected.

The chain of events leading to Mr Greer’s arrest had begun. Greer’s house happened to be 100 meters from a local elementary school and a group of 10 year old boys walking to school decided that it would be fun to kick over and tip out all the paper on the curbside. Upon kicking over the box in front of Johns house the youngsters discovered the pile of porn. They promptly picked stuffed the entire porn collection into their school bags and continued onto school.

The magazines were quickly dispersed throughout the entire school and it wasn’t till near the end of Lunch time that teachers found and confiscated the first magazine. Two more groups of students were found reading magazines. This sparked a mass search of the school grounds as the entire teaching staff rounded up the remaining magazines.

If found guilty, Greer – the man who just wanted to recycle some porn – may force up to 4 years in prison due to local pornography laws.

Certainly NSFW, but perfect for your weekend enjoyment.

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Personally, I have no immediate plans to eat fish off of a naked woman. There are just some things in the fridge that are meant to be eaten off of plates, and some that may be eaten off of another person. Raw fish, Uni, Amaebi, etc. Not things that I think should be eaten off of a bare stomach or chest.

For those who fancy the idea of eating off of bare naked women, options are available. So, let’s all be honest. Who wants to eat sushi off naked women?

Not exactly one of the finer websites / service son the net, but sure to get a chuckle or a raised eyebrow. Getthemlaid.com – read "get them laid" – is a service created as a resource for supportive individuals to help get their friends get laid.

Let’s face it: sometimes we know who is good for our friends and family better than they do. Therefore, we created this site with the hope that those who go through out life without romantic physical interaction (aka getting laid) will suffer no longer.

The inspiration for GetThemLaid.com originated with my older brother who was nearing the ripe age of 36. As far as we know, he has never been romantic with a woman in his life. We therefore created a web site dedicated to finding a woman to deflower him so he could at long last enter the state of manhood. Unfortunately, the site couldn’t seem to assist with him catching a woman and to be quite honest, we were unsure if any site out there on the net could remedy his situation.

The brief description on the landing page reads: 1) Register your account
on GetThemLaid.com, 2) Post up some pictures and info about your friends and family that need to get laid, and 3) People from all over the internet will see your friends and get some action! I’m not too optimistic that that would be the actual order of events. I think #3 shoudl be replaced with something along the lines of never show your face in public.

What is everyones thoughts concerning the service? Personally, I think such sites can damage an individuals reputation (previously: Don’t Date Him Girl). Looking through the FAQ, it sounds like individuals are having their profiles posted without their permission.

No April Fools joke here, Durex is looking in the UK for condom testers who will have the chance to win £500 for ‘using’ their products!

All you need to do is sign up on Durex’s website and they will send you free condoms, in turn you will become part of the Durex Tester community. What that means is that you will supply Durex as much feedback about your experiences as you can so they can better develop their offerings.

No word if they will resell your entries to hustler.

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Due to the nature of streaming media every now and again the image it displays gets all garbled up, and a user on Flickr is making an art project of the digitally garbled screenshots of porn movies. He says in his expanding shrine of the PG-13 images that this project is “part of an ongoing research on visual ways to dissolve pornographic imagery in abstraction and absurd.” Kinda reminds me of Destroy.Hot.Action.

Even though the sets show nothing dirty, I’m gonna make this NSFW.

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