I never had to deal with dorm showers, and/or all other associated dorm shower activities. All I have to say is ewwwwwwww! Obviously this is a serious problem when it results in the possibility of DNA testing :-P

UGH! This definitely ups the gross out factor, but it seems there there is a never-before-seen video is 45 minutes long and features Kid Rock and Stapp partying and receiving oral sex from several of their groupies while touring nearly six years ago.

This is not surprising brought to you by the same people who brought you Paris Hilton’s and Chyna’s bedroom romps.

Attached below is a 45 second SAFE FOR WORK, preview as posted by AVN.

They haven’t decided exactly when the release date is, but it is hinted that it will be out in a few months. I’ll pass.

‘nough said. It’s interesting – depending on where you stand on porn as art – to go back in time to view the vintage porn of old.

After quickly perusing the thumbnails, I couldn’t help but compare the images to unreal cartoons.

See It [NSFW]

UPDATE: My appologies. It looks as though the photo set permissions were changed to private. If anyone recalls viewing the vintage porn set on Flickr and knows where to find similar content, drop a line.

I wonder what genius in the military advertising came up with this banner ad? “Use Your Arabic to Help Build Your Future.” What do you really think the underlying message was? [via Adrants]

Could you imagine being the customs agent reading off the following list to verify whether or not the adult films you had stored in the trunk were permissible?

the most recent Border Services list, which covers the final three months of 2005, shows that more titles were barred than allowed entry into Canada. Those rejected for importation included the dads “Give Me Gape #2,” “Horny Hot Dog,” and “Tonsil Train 3.” Among the productions deemed acceptable for Canadian eyes were “Total Access–Yes I’m Catholic,” “Uncle You So Big,” and “My Sister’s A Sex Dwarf!”

Swapping covers should fix the issue correct?

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I cant begin to tell you how many personal blogs are submitted to me each day. 90% of them of people drinking. Thats all fine an good, most are even funny as hell. However, maybe now people will think twice about posting from their dorm room (NSFW).

Fifteen to 20 students at East Grand Rapids High School face possible disciplinary action by the school after parents reported seeing Internet photos of them drinking alcohol at parties.

Will this make you think the next time you post a photo about yourself?

(On a side note the sexual harassment charges against the people in the NSFW link were dropped, and is totally unrelated to the story above – well in regards to the drinking, but I figured a bit of gratuitous nudity is appropriate for hump day.)

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Most likely old to most, yet new to others. I can’t say much more. [More]

Great. As if the MySpace network was not already overflowing with countless women wearing little to nothing in order to attract other MySpace users into sending messages or add requests, Playboy has to step in to thrust the numbers higher.

Anyone with an Internet connection has likely flirted, reunited or blogged their fingers bare on MySpace. Now it’s time for you ladies online to put your moneymaker where your mouse is. Playboy.com seeks the sexiest women of the MySpace community to pose for a nude Playboy pictorial. If you’re 18 or older and would like to appear in a professional Playboy photo shoot, send us your application. And if you know a hot number on MySpace who fits the bill, tell her to get in touch!

Just think of all the women (teenie boppers) trying to be sexy on MySpace. The numbers are going to increase. Time to check out Tagworld.

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I had no idea such sites existed with success until MSNBC’s Consumer Guides to Prostitues popped up in my reader. MSNBC makes the following service sound as though the prostitute reviews & listings should be right up there next to Consumer Guide.

Big Doggie provides its paid members with an almost endless resource for escort services in your area. Discover vital stats – bust, waistline, “junk n’ da trunk”, hourly charge(s) – without leaving the creature comforts of your own home. Reading from the testimonials of previous “users” could very well save you from wasting your hard earned dough on some floozy who fails to perform.

And on a similar note, Jennifer Love Hewitt has had no substantial Hollywood offers and may present you with her ta ta’s in that next Playboy centerfold you happen to pick up.

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Will Web 2.0 embrace human natures sexuality?

wankr will be a place for web 2.0 people to gather together in one humongous circlejerk so they can masturbate each other into a sticky frenzy over useless, meaningless bullshit.

If you’re an idiot VC who is willing to throw money at any website that features the words “collaborative”, “social”, “tagging” or “AJAX”, then please get in touch with us at: wankr@flat3.org. Please set the subject to “I have more money than sense”.

Couldn’t services like AdultFriendFinder be labeled as Web 2.0 services?

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