From the same people that brought you Frozen Grand Central and Food Court Musical, Improv Everywhere presents No Pants 2k9!

All are invited to participate in the 8th Annual No Pants! Subway Ride. The event will take place at 3:00 PM on Saturday, January 10. Everything you need to know is in this post. Please read it carefully!

REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION:

1) Willing to take pants off on subway
2) Able to keep a straight face about it

What would your reaction be if you are riding the subway, look around, and notice no one is wearing pants? Would you patricipate? Let’s just hope they all have plenty of sanitizer! eww

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It may not be the mile-high club, but it’s hard to beat a high-altitude slumber party with underwear models for sheer awesomeness. Virgin America and Victoria’s Secret have partnered to make Virgin the official airline of the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Unfortunately– but not unexpectedly– mere mortals such as us won’t be getting a seat to the glam event, but its a safe bet that there will be plenty of lucky photogeeks there to capture the inevitably hot action.

Its a pretty simple concept, but I’m still left wondering– what happens when one jumps on a bed in an airplane? [via]

If you’re geeky enough to be reading this site, you’ve almost certainly seen the famouse Goatse image at some point in your time on the internet. The thing that always takes explaining to non-netizens about the concept of sites like goatse.cx is that it’s not about the image, it’s about the reaction. In this spirit, many people have begun capturing pictures taken of users at the moment of their first Goatse. This is all well and good, but requires standing around with a camera waiting for someone to open a link.

For those of you on a Mac with an iSight– and the devilish desire to subject others to such a horrific image– Jacob Jay has created Hello.app. Upon opening, Hello.app simultaneously displays Goatse and snaps pics of the reaction with your iSight. [via]

The image will speak for itself – a scanned letter from a sex toy manufacturer. Amusing stuff.

It’s beginning to look like all that porn you’re downloading definitely won’t be the kind produced in Iran. Parliament officials in Iran are seriously considering a bill that would lead to the death penalty for anyone convicted of participating in the production of porn or pornographic content.

Iran’s parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.

With a 148-5 vote in favor and four abstentions, lawmakers present at the Wednesday session of the 290-seat parliament approved that “producers of pornographic works and main elements in their production are considered corruptors of the world and could be sentenced to punishment as corruptors of the world.”

The term, “corruptor of the world” is taken from the Quran, the Muslims’ holy book, and ranks among the highest on the scale of an individual’s criminal offenses. Under Iran’s Islamic Penal Code, it carries a death penalty.

Adult entertainment sure has a noticeable fan base. If this bill were to pass, how many other countries would seek similar laws?

Uh, this certainly is not America’s version of Big Brother. On the German version of the series they sure aren’t prudes on what they show on TV, now are they. Totally NSFW.

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Syl and I had a laugh watching this video depicting the "proper" method of kissing someone. From lips only to French kissing (which the French didn’t really invent), to proper tongue use to necking (?). You’ll surely scratch your head and wonder if someone would really follow tips found in an online video share.

We know you love YouTube, and you love to save your YouTube videos even more! But what about saving videos on the other more adult orientated ‘Tubes? We have gotten a bunch of requests not only how to download these videos, but how to play them on your Mac, PC, or iPod.

For this to work you’ll need Firefox and Greasemonkey. In Firefox click on this link and install the script, then everytime you visit xTube, you’ll see a little CSS “Link” box that will allow you to save the raw FLV file.

As for playing the FLV files on your computer we recommend Perian [Free - review] for the Mac, and FLV Player [Free] on Windows.

To convert these FLV’s for your iPod see this tutorial, why you would want these videos on your iPod – is reserved for the comments.

Circumventing salary limitations by passing out prostitution cards. It all makes sense? Right? Is such a fringe benefit something to discuss at your next employment interview?

Once upon a time in America, an employer came up with an idea for saving on payroll expenses. He noticed that many of his employees seemed uncomfortable with the idea of paying for sex, even though they wanted it. So he tried reducing worker salaries by $1000 a month, and instead he gave his workers an insurance card that they could present to prostitutes whenever the workers wanted their services. Paying for the card cost only $500 a month per worker, so the employer made higher profits.

Sex, taxes, prostitution, economics, a little of everything for a Wednesday afternoon read.

Not exactly sure what to write about this one, I’ll leave it to you in the comments. This is not a fake product, the “Stretch Lace Boxers” want you to take the comfort, support and combine it with the sexy allure desired by women.

Uhhhhhhhh

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