When stunts go horribly wrong.

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Hate weighing yourself? Here is an easy solution. Using the celebrity scale instead of finding out how much you weigh in pounds, you’ll find out what celebrity shares your weight.

Can you just imagine going to the doctor saying you weigh between Alf and Yoda? Just watch when the scale reads “Brando.” Available for $34.95.

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Being an ex art school student I spent many hours studying the art of Typography… be it expressing emotion or using color and spacing to convey a meaning, been there done that. If I would have had a professor show me this clip at the introduction of a class I think I would have completely changed that way I thought about and used typography in the months of projects that would follow. With that in mind I officially give this the “Best Use of Typography Ever” award from yours truly.

…brandishing a sword?

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching…

I’m not sure about you lot, but the last thing I want while watching a bit of porn is my neighbour bursting in, with a 40″ sword. Now that is bound to make you feel really small.

I’m not sure if its funny because it is kinda true, or because it is so over the top!

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In light of everything that happened this week, as a public service to law enforcement and homeland security, these devices (pictured above) which are brazenly placed around major cities nationwide are not bombs (Or even a Mooninite in case the LED’s confuse anyone).

It’s no secret that Apple reserves the right to censor all the messages that it engraves into the back of iPods. To have a little fun there is a website dedicated to collecting all those little pearls of wisdom that did and did not make it past Apple’s seemingly heavy handed censor.

Below are some samples of actual rejected sayings:

• I cost more than three hookers.
• When my battery dies, so will you.
• I play with myself.
• Steal this? Will self destruct when used.
• Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!

Brilliant, and there are tons more fun little sayings. And as a personal note to Mr. Cruise, we don’t believe you are a crazed couch humping homo :)

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This one sounds like a doozy. Watch out, there’s a new virus making the rounds and you may be the next target. Find out more information about this latest “Bedtime” virus [via].

If you receive an email entitled ” Bedtimes” delete it
IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It
will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the
stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD’s you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial
to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

IIt will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the “Bedtimes” message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skimmed milk with
whole milk.

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

I think this warrants a day off from work today. I think I may have caught a piece of this Bedtime virus.

RIAA has you down and frustrated? Why not sing about it with David Pogue’s latest song parody. Sung to Y.M.C.A.

Young man,
You were surfing along,
And then, young man,
You downloaded a song,
And then, dumb man,
Copied it to your ‘Pod,
Then a phone call came to tell you:

You’ve just been sued by the R.I.A.A.!
You’ve just been sued by the R.I.A.A.!
Their attorneys say, you committed a crime,
And there’d better not be a next time!

They’ve lost their minds at the R.I.A.A.!
Justice is blind at the R.I.A.A….
“You’re depriving the bands! You are learning to steal,
You can’t do whatever you feel!”

Know what?
They’re a lawsuit machine.
They say so what
If you’re only thirteen?
And you know what?
They were equally mean
To an 80-year-old grandma!

CD
Sales have dropped every year,
They’re not greedy-
They’re just quaking with fear,
Yes, indeedy-
What if their end is near,
And we download all our music?

They’d all freak out at the R.I.A.A.-
No plastic discs from the R.I.A.A.!
What a way to make friends! It’s a plan that can’t fail:
Haul your customers off to jail!

And who’ll be next for the R.I.A.A.?
What else is vexing the R.I.A.A.?
Maybe whistling a tune? Maybe humming along?
Maybe mocking them in a song-!

Leave it to Poguemanto tell the RIAA to shove it in the classiest way possible.

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