Anyone who knows me – knows how much I HATE AT&T wireless, and my new love for Sprint. Now I am sure AT&T will find a way to f*ck this one up royally!

You can read the blow by blow here:

http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/040518/telecoms_sprint_att_2.html

Hooray for guest stars.

Keeping with the theme of the absurd, I present to you a news story about the thousand dollar omelet being sold at Manhattan’s Le Parker Meridien hotel.

My Way news article

Here is an excerpt:

“I couldn’t believe it was the price when I first saw ’1,000′ on the menu. I thought it was the calorie count,” Virginia Marnell, a customer at Norma’s restaurant in Le Parker Meridien hotel on West 57th Street, told the Daily News for Monday editions.

The omelet, which debuted May 5 and is billed as the “Zillion Dollar Frittata,” has six eggs, a lobster and – here’s the kicker – 10 ounces of sevruga caviar. The restaurant pays $65 an ounce for the caviar, according to Norma’s general manager, Steven Pipes.

It is never a good thing when a restaurant has to offer a ‘budget’ version of a dish.

As Cindy Adams would say,

“Only in New York, kids, only in New York.”

Another McBright idea, from the clown.

Don’t believe me – check out the site

Let me get the equation right. I am asian so I like McDonalds. Got it! McDumb!

Ohio Democrats pick Springer as Delegate

One word: UGH!

From CNN:

Same-sex couples begin marrying in Massachusetts & Same-sex couples ready to make history in Massachusetts

Same-sex couples began exchanging vows in Massachusetts Monday, marking the first time a state has granted gays and lesbians the right to marry and making the United States one of four countries where homosexuals can legally wed.

The most interesting part:

In New York, the largest neighboring state, Attorney General Eliot Spitzer sent Romney a letter Friday, saying that in his opinion, marriages of same-sex couples from New York conducted in Massachusetts would be legally recognized in the Empire State, even though New York does not allow same-sex marriages.

Any proposals?

Johnny At Sea (Remix) from the album Pod by Afro-Celt Sound System

I’m sure you heard of the Subserviant Chicken. If not, it is basically a guy (or girl) dressed in a funky chicken suit, that will follow ANY command that you type.

And when I say anything I mean it! At Boing Boing they managed to find out that even the chicken can get a bit cheaky. Check it out