It no secret at UNEASYsilence we like weapons, nothing too serious though. Just little cube toys to add some spice to your office. You know, like the cube defender.

However, behold the Q-Tip gun. With a few household items (A Pen, Pill Bottle, Electrical or Duct tape, PVC Glue, and a sparker) as well as spare time you are packing a homemade tool of ultimate office domination. Well, that is if building security doesn’t tackle you to the ground in fear that you are trying to blow up the entire block.

Ok, as you can see, it really isn’t an office toy at all. The Q-Tips shoot at least 100 ft and can cause welts at point blank (so that rules firing it near your ear). This is only for those who are hell bent on backyard domination in the safety of your own property, and as your momma said ALWAY USE PROTECTION when firing your little sparker. Be careful, we warned you.

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As if runners needed more stuff to strap to them as they venture out HydroSport is marketing a new water bottle that fits on your wrist.

Granted these water bottles are not designed to quench your thirst since it only holds 5.5oz of water or sports drink, but weighs one-half pound, providing you with some additional exercise. Well that is that if you get over the sheer ridiculousness of these little water cuffs. Nice Unitard by the way :P

Available for $9.99 each, in a slew of colors, and even come in kids sizes. Drink up!

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And I thought the French Maid keyboard was silly, this takes the cake.

The electronics for the ‘Cozy Keyboard’ are woven into a fabric, which finds itself between layers of water resistant felt as sandwich material making it washable as well as usable. It is not yet available for sale, but the designer expects it to me marketed soon.

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Of course it is irresponsible for grown adults to run around playing with action figures, but take a classic like Superman and attach an electric motor and a remote control we now have instant fun for people of all ages.

With a little help from a friend launching the Superman toy, it is then actually able to fly under its own power. However this toy, unlike Superman is not charged by the sun. The remote requires 8 AA batteries (YIKES?!), but also charges the toy in a few minutes. Available for $70.00 via Amazon.

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All I know is that I want it!

Geeks have a special way of declaring ownership of space and products. We are simply not content with peoples basic understanding of keeping away from other peoples personal property, and space. And for their lack of understanding we decide to take it to a whole ridiculous level.

Enter, the Room Defender.

You install it in your bedroom [*cough* cube *cough*] or any other place where you don’t want prying eyes. Aim it at the door, and it waits patiently and silently to attack any unwanted visitors. When it does finds an unwanted intruder, it launches an attack! Using any of its four attack modes: The Room defender is capable of operating in 4 different modes: Target, Ambush, Warning, Assault.

Come on with a toy with these features WHO wouldn’t want it!

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File this under geek gadget lust. The Optimus mini three auxiliary will be shipping for those lucky enough to get their orders in. The pre-release special price of $120 will eventually find its way to $160. If you haven’t had a chance to get your orders in, there is still time!

Optimus mini is an auxiliary keyboard with three keys, each complete with an OLED screen displaying the current function.

The keyboard is placed either horizontally or vertically: the images displayed on the keys are turned using the Optimus Configurator software.

Optimus mini is a blank sheet. It’s hard to say what a usual monitor is worth until you open an image on it. The same goes for Optimus mini: the more plugins that support applications there are for Optimus Configurator, the more indispensable is the keyboard for daily use.

Think of the possibilities. You could hook up your three most used tasks with their own special “button”. Internet, porn, and UNEAYsilence. Ok just kidding.

I have resisted posting about the dumb USB keyboard built in to a French Maids uniform (or it is vice versa?). However, then I though that our creative readers would have the perfect caption for that picture. So have at it!

If you don’t even know what this is, basically it is a USB keyboard attached to a dress. However the curve ball is that as of right now the keyboard is only available in Japan and you’ll have to supply the bust size before placing the order.

Not that I would ever plan on using one of these handset [damn they're pricey], Spy Phones offers an incredible selection of options as far as cell phone spying devices are concerned. Select from a handful of manufacturers or streamline your decision by selecting the type of device – method of spying – that will fit your needs. From simple eavesdropping to full-on Symbian OS listening and call recording devices.

These Spyphones look and operate like a normal phone……
But when you call the phone from one special number programmed in the phone the spy phone will be turned into a sophisticated bugging device, allowing you to hear what is going on in the vicinity of the phone. The spy phone works like a normal mobile phone and so shows nothing suspicious or unusual to the user. But when called using the special access number the phone answers but does not ring, light up, bleep or anything else. Even the display freezes.

Would any UNEASY readers ever consider purchasing a spy phone handset? They’re pricey little buggers.

Dutch billboard, Sony is preparing the world for a white PSP. Surely this is an attempt to get in on the iPod’s success over the PSP. Funnily enough, the only reaction the ads have received were ones of racist concerns, as they depict “a white woman grabbing a black woman’s face.”

Why is the poor PSP so doomed?

There is nothing like browsing through the net only to stumble upon yet another Apple hadware concept. Often times these mockups are way off the chart as far as being turned into a reality. While Apple may never draw actual inspiration from any of these personal mockups, we can all agree – for the most part – that computer manufacturers will continue to push the limits as far as personal computer designs are concered. The above concept can be found here which was created for Mac Format [via].

Does anyone know of any sites which cater to PC hardware mockups?