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Happy New Year


Posted in Random by Dan | Comments Off

From all of us to all of you - Happy 2005!

“Pimp My Ride” fined for custom installs


Posted in Stupid by Derek | 3 Comments

The car shop made famous by MTV's "Pimp My Ride" has been a little too aggressive in some of its ride-pimping, a federal agency says. West Coast Customs and another ...

Action Alert?! The Homo Handshake


Posted in Random, Risque, Stupid by Dan | 2 Comments

Well, the folks at 'largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile people to ever exist' are doing some sleuthy investigative work, and managed to publish this 'finding': The Homosexual Handshake Exposed! Wonder what ...

Getting off to Vioxx(x)


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Porn ads slipped down the list of top junk e-mails in 2004, replaced by offers for arthritis drug Vioxx, ID theft scams and stock pick information, America Online said. Read More

The parade of the brain dead


Posted in Stupid by Dan | 2 Comments

Kudos to Wonkette for finding the quote that reinvigorated my crusade against the church. The Westboro Baptist Church, that citadel of Christianity and homophobia, has put out a press release proclaiming, ...

“No-Hassle” card full of hassles


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Attorney General Mike Hatch sued Capital One Bank Thursday over the ads for its "No Hassle" credit card, which promote a supposedly fixed interest rate of 4.99 percent. Customers who ...

Fly-eating robot powers itself


Posted in News, Tech by Doug | Comments Off

Excrement ladened robot attract flies, kill and digest before exoskeletan's turn to energy. OK..... Read more

Hot dog hookers


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Two Long Island women who sold hot dogs and sodas from a truck were charged with prostitution for also offering sexual acts in exchange for money. One of the vendors ...

Get your drink on


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He is, to the best of Detective Steve Ziegler’s knowledge, the man with the highest blood-alcohol content township police have ever arrested. "He was obviously intoxicated," Ziegler said. "The officers ...

I don’t care how many bags of peanuts I get


Posted in Stupid by Derek | 2 Comments

Some of the 300 passengers stuck on an international flight that was delayed 18 hours by fog, regulations and mechanical glitches said the passengers were almost ready to riot as ...

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