Thwart Those Lunch Pirates!
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Every office worker who brings their lunch has had it stolen a time or two by some jackass in the office because your food looked better then the stuff they brought.
Here is a sure fire way to make sure your food is NEVER stolen again!
Stealing your co-worker’s lunch is a downright contemptible act, that is, if it’s perpetrated by someone other than you. But, if you’ve ever had your lunch stolen, you know the the frustration and anger it causes. You know the revenge and ill-will it inspires. And you know that no matter how well you try to hide your lunch bag at the back of the refrigerator, something’s gonna be missing when you open it. Well, lament no more. The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag to the rescue . . .
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it.
Just pop on over to skforlee’s site and drop and email about how to get yourself some of these ingenious bags!
Health and Safety, at least in the UK, would make these bags useless. Anything seen to be rotting/becoming mouldy will immediately get thrown away.
God help you Americans.
LOL, I need a few of these!
Someone once at my cheese, so now I put it in a baggie, on which is written, “this is not your cheese.” So far, so good.
Great idea! I instantly remember Ross Gellers “YOU TOOK MY SAND-WICH!!!” and the “moistmaker”. : D
wouldn’t be cheaper to either shoot the tard that takes your lunch…or just let the sandwich get moldy and scrap it off with a knife (plastic of course)