Your Ex Doesn’t Want To Leave You Alone Just Yet
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Turns out your ex isn’t forgetting about you, just talking about you on Twitter, divulging all your personal details. Why did you do what you did to get in this position? It’s all on you, man. There’s not much you can do to stop it, so maybe it’s time to make nice, because someone isn’t ready to let go just yet.
My dearest Ex, your replacement is so much younger than you, and so much more active that she will probably never come across the slander you are spewing. While you are tied to your laptop, hate, and cookie-dough ice cream–she is tied to a stair-climber which her beautiful legs tackle effortlessly.
Your slanderous gossip cheapens the “us” that existed before I fell in love at the gym. Please stop.
jj
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