Believe me when I say I’m no Grammar Nazi, but it irks me to no end seeing some of the atrocities being passed off as English on the internet. I understand in the haste of typing we might publish some grammatically questionable sentences (see: this blog) but when it happens over and over again people need to take notice.

Of course, I don’t see myself teaching every forum user the difference between “its” and “it’s” so if I can’t beat them I’ll join them. Unintelligencer is a service, for lack of a better term that helps wage the war on literacy. Just copy and paste some text, select what level of unintelligence you want and press “The Button.” What you get is, well, I’ve made this post unintelligent for your consumption. Hit the read more button to take a look.

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beleive mee wen i $@y i’m noah grammar nazi, butt itz irkz0rz me tew noes endz sein sum o’ tha atrocitiez bein past awf as 3nglish oan da intarweb. i unndestanz ins thee haste ov typin wii might publish som grammatically kwestionable sentences (see: thys blog) but wen ti happens ovr en over again peopel needs to takes notice.

cource, i don’t see myslef teachin every phorum user tje difference bw “its” an “it’s” sew iffn i cans’t beat thems i’ll join em. unintelligencer are service, phoar lack of a better term dat helps wage thge war onna literacy. juss copy & paste smoe tekst, select wut level of unintelligence yall wont + press “7he button.” what joo git be, well, i’ve made htis powst unintelligent pho ur consumption.