“yea I was sitting at lunch one day, and the bill came… I was like ‘oh my god’, I wanted to leave a $5 tip on a $15 dollar bill, but I’m absolutely disastrous at basic addition. So I sneakily pulled out my iPhone and popped open the calculator app. Sure enough I tapped in 15 plus 5 and boom, out popped the answer $20… thanks to this phone, my life was spared from evil flying monkey math Nazis… oh look an MMS came in, see you guys later… I have to run over to the internet cafe down the street to see what picture or sound my mom just sent me… I guess I could do it from the phone, but since there is no copy or paste for the always changing user names and passwords, and also no flash support in mobile safari which AT&T uses to display it’s MMS content via it’s shitty, slow, and horrible MMS portal I can’t really do that. Bye guys. ::show guy leaving drinking ‘the kool aid’ ::”

in case you didn’t pick on oh the irony here, this is an iPhone owner who’s sick of the bullshit.