It can’t be much fun working at Microsoft; everyone hates you, your products suck, and your boss makes more in an hour than you can hope to make in your entire life. If anything would drive a man to drink, I imagine these things would, and the fine people in Redmond are more than happy to provide the fuel for all night ethanol driven coding sessions, especially if your tastes tend towards the lighter fruit of the vine. Blue Monster special reserve white wine is available only to Microsoft employees and prospective clients, and sports a Gaping Void designed label with M$’s trademark development slogan of “Change the world or go home.”

Who’s up for a beer run to Washington?