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Best Time To Have A Heart-Attack

Posted in Cool, Humor by Evan at 9:08 am
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    AN elderly New Zealand man who suffered a heart attack at a hardware store was revived by a salesman who just happened to be demonstrating a defibrillator to store staff.

Just how lucky does one have to be to have a heart attack only to have a defibulator salesman there to save your life and in turn, do the ultimate sales pitch? Chalk it up as some real irony. And for the Demitri Martin fans ” I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.

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5 Responses to “Best Time To Have A Heart-Attack”

  1. R031E5 says:

    This entry and this news post is the best proof that god loves you

  2. T D says:

    I bet that raised sales of the defibrillator!

  3. emory says:

    I think the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades. Especially if your team was bad guessers… Either that or a game of fake heart attacks. Followed by “Naps”.
    - Demetri Martin

  4. Rob D says:

    It would have been more impressive if someone Mcgyvered a defibrillator from stuff in the hardware store…or used the 12Vbattery hack, a shovel and some duck tape to make a defirillator.

  5. JonyQ says:

    I think the worst time to have a heart attack would be during a game of charades. Especially if your team was bad guessers… Either that or a game of fake heart attacks.

    That joke is actually a rip off from Steve Wright that used it on his shows in the early 70’s.

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