Spoil Harry Potter Your Own Way
Posted in Random by Evan at 1:02 pm
This post was published 2 years 3 months 27 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.With the latest Harry Potter book on shelves, you know there are a bunch of people out there waiting to spoil the ending for the legions of Potter-heads out there. While I could care less for Harry Potter, I know I’d hate it if people were to spoil what is happening next on Lost, so I feel their pain. What is fun is making people think you’re spoiling the book and that’s where the Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom comes in. The page randomly creates a spoiler that you can trick those Potter fans into into believing. Well, the ones that didn’t read the book in the first 24 hours of release, that is.
My spoiler? “Ginny Weasley is killed by Nymphadora Tonks during the Triwizard Tournament”
Mine’s
Lucius Malfoy kills Lucius Malfoy with the help of a small force of US Marines
I don’t think that would happen though…
We can still hope, Josh. You have to believe.
Hermione is turned into an ice cream cone by Voldemort in a dark passage
Harry Potter gets pregnant by Voldemort with the help of a small zombie cat
Minerva McGonagall becomes a barista at Starbucks on the Quidditch pitch
Not so much, I do believe. She does become headmistress of Hogwarts, though, eventually.
Draco Malfoy joins a Beatles tribute band as John Lennon, with the help of a small zombie owl.