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Chore Wars: +5 Mopping

Posted in Geeky, Humor, Random by Dan L at 1:02 pm
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Chores suck. No big surprise there. Whether imposed by your parents, your roommates, or your own strict self resolve to keep your area clean–no one really enjoys tidying up. True, vacuum dancing with your iPod tuned to the Spice Girls can be entertaining, but its always hard to get motivated to get up off your ass and start working. 

Chore Wars aims to change that.

Bringing with it the nerdtastic allure of the RPG, Chore Wars allows you to compete against friends and housemates to become the most powerful janatorial worker in all the land. Instead of the standard quest and kill fare found in most role playing games, XP is earned through the completion of exciting tasks such as taking out the trash, cleaning the shower, and doing the dishes. Complete with multiple character classes and custom gear, Chore Wars may be just the motivation I need to finally sterilize that cesspool I call my bathroom.

3 Responses to “Chore Wars: +5 Mopping”

  1. chad says:

    hahaha amazing

    “dude I have a +10 in dishes and you have a -2 because of the nerf on your new sneaks… get your ass in the kitchen and slay the ‘Great Dishwalla’ or I’m gonna raid your room”

  2. Adam Jackson says:

    Dan L, welcome to UE. They’re a great team and it’s cool to see you as an author.

  3. danl says:

    @ Chad

    I love it.

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