The Great Torching Squirrel

Yea, and you thought squirrels were lovable and cute. Just you wait until those little suckers torch your house not once but TWICE.
If you think Alan Turcott has bad luck, just think of the squirrels in his neighborhood.
For the second time in eight days, Turcott’s Blue Island home caught fire when squirrels knocked high-voltage wires loose from a utility pole and onto his three-story house, fire officials said.
Wonder how you file that claim to your insurance company?

doesn’t living under power lines fuck you up?