Why not eliminate the middleman?? MAKE THE PORN MOVIE ON THE GALLOWS!! Pose your actor over the trap door, noose around his neck, with a topless woman ready to pull the lever to drop him. His seventeen naked virgins have their hands all over his body, with the prettiest of them mouthing his hardness, waiting for signs that Onan’s seed is about to shoot through him in his blissful moment. And at exactly that instant, he is released to fall through the trap, neck snapping as his final spurts arc! Then immediately his virgins form an orderly line, one at a time submissively kneeling at the headsman’s block, thirty-four breasts swinging in guilty obscenity under rib cages, necks stretched yearningly out, each girl in turn fingering herself vigorously until HER climactic moment, when the ax comes thundering down upon her nude and vulnerable neck.

Then the cast of the next movie executes the crew of this one in an unending chain of sex and death that short circuits the justice system.

This is the porn we are preparing our young people to enjoy, and perhaps certain of our muslim judges (like the one who personally served as the executioner in the hanging of a 15 year old girl whom he sentenced, essentially, for being raped) already do.

All porn really is is just sex based tutorials set to bad jazz music. I’ve learned all my good moves from porn. Porn has done no one harm other than hand cramps. And in that case, eat a banana beforehand.