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This has to be the funniest story I have read all week:

Before he became a poster child for weight loss, the affable Subway spokestool once ran a adult film emporium from his bedroom, reports Best Week Ever. His collection was said to be “vast and extensive,” and rental rates were hard to beat — a dollar a day per vid. “People would come from all over to take advantage of the deal,” according to BWE’s source.

The same source snitches that the real reason Jared started eating Subway wasn’t motivated by health concerns, but sheer laziness. Turns out that Subway happened to open a franchise on the ground floor of his dorm, so it was the closest fast-food joint to Jared’s XXX lair.

So the Subway thing was a total fluke?!

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