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Frog juice, the ghetto Viagra

Posted in Stupid by Derek at 12:00 am
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No wonder Ms. Piggy was so attracted to Kermit the Frog (Sesame Street). According to Andean culture, the natural alternative for Viagra is frog juice.

Carmen Gonzalez plucks one of the 50 frogs from the aquarium at her bus stop restaurant, bangs it against tiles to kill it and then makes two incisions along its belly and peels off the skin as if husking corn.

She’s preparing frog juice, a beverage revered by some Andean cultures for having the power to cure asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness and a low sex drive. A drink of so-called “Peruvian Viagra” sells for about 90 cents.

Gonzalez adds three ladles of hot, white bean broth, two generous spoonfuls of honey, raw aloe vera plant and several tablespoons of maca — an Andean root also believed to boost stamina and sex drive — into a household blender.

Then she drops the frog in.

Once strained, the result is a starchy, milkshake-like liquid that stings the throat.

At least 50 customers a day ask for steaming beer mugs of frog juice at Gonzalez’s countertop-only restaurant in eastern Lima, and many treat the concoction as their morning — and afternoon — cup of coffee.

Rebeca Borja, a 53-year-old housewife and mother of five, originally from Lima’s central highland city of Huancayo, where the beverage is common, said simply: “It gives you power.”

I could have sworn there was an episode of Fear Factor where each of the contestants was forced to drink blended frog. It may be a little more disgusting than juice, but still disgusting nonetheless. So who’s up for some frog shots?

5 Responses to “Frog juice, the ghetto Viagra”

  1. Justin says:

    eating a dozen bald eagle eggs and a few spotted owl gonads each day gives me a huge boner. if only i could get a few amazonian river otter livers and African hunting dog spleens then i could FLY!

    Fecking idiots.

  2. Rey says:

    My penis is nice the way it is. I don’t need no frog. I need a woman.

  3. paxil says:

    in Germany and then in the United States

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