Cap’n Crunch has a Full Name
Posted in Cool by Dan at 8:03 am
This post was published 2 years 6 months 23 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.Please address the Cap’n as: Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch
The Horatio makes him sound British, which makes sense since his outfit looks like an English Navy get up (or something Naploean would have worn). And the Magellan gives him an air of exploration. The Crunch is straight out of Dickens.