Turd Twister
Posted in Random by Dan at 4:15 pm

This is a “I can’t believe this is a real product” moment. The Turd Twister starter kit (why is it a starter kit, is that hinting there is more?!) comes with 10 popular designs and shapes that you can mold your *eh hem* into.
If you are THINKING of buying this a minimum purchase is a cases of 50 Turd Twisters is necessary at a price of $250.00.

They have it over at http://www.prankplace.com/twister.htm for like 15 bucks – I saw it when you posted that universal tv keychain remote.
Another april fools?
No, It is NOT an April fools
Then there are so very odd people in the world…
Who ever thought of this probably is the same kid in kindergarten that never had a problem with his own bodily excrements and would go whenever and wherever.
But ditto what Mikey said.
WTF? I don’t even wanna know how you use it……
if someone gets a starter kit I’ll buy the batman one… but I must request is be unused upon arrival
This makes me think of last night’s episode of “The Sopranos.” If you saw it, you’ll know what I’m talking about.
That what inspired me :)
Isn’t there a bash.org quote about this?