Have smut? Don’t dispose of it in the recycling bin
This post was published 2 years 7 months ago and its content may not be valid anymore.An innocent man tries to clean up his life by recycling his porn after meeting the woman of his dreams. Unfortunately, the relief of having disposed of the dirty magazines was short lived as grade school kids distribute the magazines throughout their school. Who do you think gets the blame?
Greer recently meet the girl of his dreams and decided that as such he would get rid of his collection of 20 plus Penthouse, Playboy and various other pornographic magazines. So he put all his “Dirty Magazines” in a box and put them out on the curb to be collected.
The chain of events leading to Mr Greer’s arrest had begun. Greer’s house happened to be 100 meters from a local elementary school and a group of 10 year old boys walking to school decided that it would be fun to kick over and tip out all the paper on the curbside. Upon kicking over the box in front of Johns house the youngsters discovered the pile of porn. They promptly picked stuffed the entire porn collection into their school bags and continued onto school.
The magazines were quickly dispersed throughout the entire school and it wasn’t till near the end of Lunch time that teachers found and confiscated the first magazine. Two more groups of students were found reading magazines. This sparked a mass search of the school grounds as the entire teaching staff rounded up the remaining magazines.
If found guilty, Greer – the man who just wanted to recycle some porn – may force up to 4 years in prison due to local pornography laws.
Wow that sucks big time… should have just found a better hiding spot ; )
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stupid fucking law. It’s the kids fault. It was his property, they kicked it in and found porn (LEGALLY owned by the guy) and THEY decided to distribute. It’s rediculous the way the system panders to these delinquents.
I seem to recall that garbage in front of your house is still considered your property. They are then thieves?
That’s nothing. When I was in Jr. High we found an abanded house that was stuffed to the gills with porn. We took it to our secret hideout and divided the porn into “really good” and “really bad” stacks. We had a lot more really bad magazines that outnumbered really good 2:1. We ended up making 3-packs with the really good magazine on top. We bundled them up in paper bags and wrote “art supplies” on the package. $2 a pop. We were rollnig in cash for months. Did we get caught? Nope.
I thought it was the city’s property once it hit the curb. Now I’m basing this on a CSI I watched once, so not exactly the best source, but it would make sense.