The Racist Smart Cookie Fortune Cookie

Hmm, what do you get when you mix a magic eight ball, and some designers broad stroke crude racial humor? The Smart Cookie Fortune Cookie, of course! When you turn the fortune cookie upside down for advise your questions will be answered with wonderful little quips suck as: Future sticky like rice, You don’t wonton know, Answer sweet and sour, Don’t mock the cookie, and Try the eggroll to name a few.
Available for $9.99

genius… i would love to see one fortune read “You! Buy rice cooka!”