Booze Bra
Posted in Random by Dan at 11:10 am
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From the creators of the beer belly, is the Wine Rack for women. The bra holds wine you can sip through a plastic tube, so you can easily sneak a bottle of merlot (or some of the harder stuff) to just about anywhere. The site also plays up other benefits, such as the Wine Rack can “turn your ‘A’ cup into a double ‘D’.” I can’t even being to write all the other perverted taglines the product could have.
Perfect anniversary, birthday, or holiday gifts. No word on pricing and availability.
I want to drink from there, for sure, but the wine would probably be warm…but, does it matter anyway? I want to drink some wine from one of those!
Gives a new definition to a girl with a nice rack.
… and babies everywhere became instantly confused… and intoxicated