Don’t Borrow This Cellphone!
Posted in Stupid by Dan at 8:11 pm

No, this is not any ordinary cellphone, even though it may look like one. Designed as inconspicuous self defense device this little guy packs a powerful 800K volt ZAP with the simple press of a button. Can you hear me now?
Available for $59.99, but it can’t be shipped to HI, MA, MI, NJ, NY, RI, or WI.


4 Comments, Comment or Trackback
Alex B
oh god i would hate to have the safety not switched on and accidentally bump the keys while it is clipped on my belt.
but i guess this is cool
Apr 2nd, 2007
Don Wilson
Talk about exploding batteries.
Apr 2nd, 2007
Alen Klaad
I want one of those!!!!! No, make that two! On for each hand… >:D
Apr 3rd, 2007
Sean Harper
And this is another reason, why i hate living in MI..
Apr 3rd, 2007
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