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Reluctant panda forced to watch porn

Posted in Stupid by Derek at 3:49 pm
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Chinese zoo staff are treating a panda to regular sessions of pornography in hopes of enticing the fur ball to do the dirty in real life. What?! Animal cruelty? Leave the panda alone!

A reluctant panda is being shown pornography in the hope it will get him in the mood to mate. Chuang Chuang, aged six, who resides at the Chiang Mai Zoo in Thailand, has been shown smutty footage in the hope he’ll finally consummate his two-year-old “marriage” Lin Hui, aged five. Sophon Dumnui from the zoo said: “We trained him to see footage and to listen to the sound for 15 minutes a day, and we’ve shown him the footage for a week now.

So who wants to take a guess at what type of porn zoo officials have decided air for the panda?

4 Responses to “Reluctant panda forced to watch porn”

  1. rick says:

    is it pands porn or human porn?. it never specifies

  2. Myke says:

    I’ve read about this done with chimpanzees also. Apparently it worked.

  3. Wally says:

    If a human get aroused by animals, it’s beastiality.

    What is it called if a animal get aroused by watching humans?

  4. Suzuka says:

    Homoality? (Homo Sapiens + -ality)

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