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Astronaut goes crazy and wears diapers for attempted kidnapping

Posted in Stupid by Derek at 2:50 pm
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Isn’t there some type of saying applicable for the given scenario? Something about women, scorn, and jealously? There has to be, especially for this scenario which includes two female and one male astronaut – with one of the females pining for another woman’s man [via]. I think you go figure out where this is going.

Nowak — who was a mission specialist on a Space Shuttle Discovery flight last summer — was wearing a trench coat and wig and had a knife, BB pistol, and latex gloves in her car, reports show. They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn’t have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive. Reports show that after U.S. Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman’s flight arrived, Nowak followed her to the airport’s Blue Lot for long-term parking, tried to get into Shipman’s car and then doused her with pepper spray.

Grabbing diapers to save time instead of stopping at restrooms along the way?! That’s devotion right there!

6 Responses to “Astronaut goes crazy and wears diapers for attempted kidnapping”

  1. Paul says:

    Yeah read this on BBC news earlier how can somebody with such a high social and military standing turn into that without it affecting work or friends noticing. She really has changed looking at her pictures on BBC news.

  2. kibby says:

    man… that would have been one hell of a cat fight if they were inn SPACEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

  3. Jon says:

    Yea… this is a weird story, especially because she has 3 kids and is married…she left them all home alone?

  4. saurabh says:

    pooping herself..just so she could get to her victim faster….thats dedication

  5. saurabh says:

    this is why “some” people dont want women in the military…

    WOMEN like HER bring in their drama and their PMSing and

    and their ::”oh I just gotta HAVE him, or IM gonna kill his girlfriend” issues

    but before that im gonna poop in my diaper CAUSE im CRAZZZZZZZY

  6. saurabh says:

    way to go Nowak………..

    making military women look bad even from outerspace

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