It’s no secret that Apple reserves the right to censor all the messages that it engraves into the back of iPods. To have a little fun there is a website dedicated to collecting all those little pearls of wisdom that did and did not make it past Apple’s seemingly heavy handed censor.

Below are some samples of actual rejected sayings:

• I cost more than three hookers.
• When my battery dies, so will you.
• I play with myself.
• Steal this? Will self destruct when used.
• Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!

Brilliant, and there are tons more fun little sayings. And as a personal note to Mr. Cruise, we don’t believe you are a crazed couch humping homo :)

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