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There are Vulcans in the White House!

Posted in AV, Politics, Stupid by Dan at 2:20 am
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Oregon Democrat David Wu, who’s head is obviously in space, accused that Vulcans have secretly infiltrated the White House, in a public session of Congress.

Here is the transcript of his “speech”:

Now, this President has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek, who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren’t Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own.

Don’t led faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It is wrong.

Hey, Ted, we have a match for you!

11 Responses to “There are Vulcans in the White House!”

  1. ClunkClunk says:

    David Wu is my new hero.

  2. Don Wilson says:

    Remind me not to drink the water if/when I drive through Oregon.

  3. Ali N says:

    No more Drugs!!!

  4. Derek says:

    Did he just quote Star Trek while stressing his point about Bush failing to listen? That’s not odd. Not odd at all.

  5. SMASH!!!! says:

    i hate star treck and i highley dislike the word faux… it should be spelld how it sounds damn it!

  6. morepowerr says:

    Ferengi its all run buy Ferengi thats ez to see

  7. Adam Potts says:

    But the big question remains….does this top Ted Stevens’ Series of Tubes?

  8. Jerry says:

    He does look like an older Sulu….

  9. mark says:

    This doesn’t even come close to Ted Stevens. Although the reference may be a little on the lame side, that’s all it is – a lame reference.

    If you guys aren’t sure what he’s referring to (in the first case of the use): http://www.amazon.com/Rise-Vulcans-History-Bushs-Cabinet/dp/0670032999

  10. emory says:

    HA
    I don’t even like startreck much, but that takes the cake.
    “It’s Wrong!”

  11. PocketKocurek says:

    there are zombies in yours whyte hause

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