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TSA: I can handle your monkey

Posted in Random, Stupid by Derek at 5:15 pm
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How comforting, the TSA has received proper training [via] when it comes to handling your monkey. No joke. Check out the rest of the “ridiculous” / humorous rules that TSA screeners are required to know:

TSOs have been trained to not touch the monkey during the screening process. The TSO should ask permission before touching [...].

Comforting knowing that TSA officials are properly trained when it comes to handling your pet monkey (among other things). Sorry, I couldn’t reist.

2 Responses to “TSA: I can handle your monkey”

  1. Matthew Rodgers says:
    12/22/2006 at 5:38 pm

    I’ve always wanted a pet monkey, but my parents wouldn’t let me get one.

    Now, I can grab a monkey and take it everywhere with me!

    I just hope the monkeys don’t bite.

  2. Don Wilson says:
    12/23/2006 at 1:58 am

    If the TSA’s hot, she can touch my monkey all she wants =)

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