Take someone’s breath with you
This post was published 3 years 3 months 2 days ago which may make its actuality or expire date not be valid anymore. This site is not responsible for any misunderstanding.“Oh your breath smells so sweet I wish I could bottle it up and take it around with me!”
Ever found yourself muttering those words under to your significant other? Come on now, let’s be honest. Spill the beans and admit to the fact that the idea of taking a waft of your girlfriend / boyfriends breath around with you wherever you go [via].
Everyone is born with it. A desire to be near the ones we care about most. And we find ways to remember them when they’re away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there’s Breath Capture™. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever.
This is one of those examples of a weird gadget or gizmo that proves the point that if something is marketable, someone out there will purchase it. How many readers would consider picking this up as a gag gift?
I’d seriously consider getting my girlfriend one of these and farting it in. We have fart wars all the time. 10 bucks? Definitely worth it. The pringles cans just don’t have the longevity that this offers.
And I thought it was weird that they have a vial of Henry Ford’s last breathe. Bah.
Just make sure you brush beforehand.
Jeff, wrong wrong wrong.
wow this is a lot better than that pepsi bottle full of piss my ex gave me :D
Well, it could have been worse. What if she gave you a bottle of Coke filled with Coke? :D