Apple logo birthmark
Posted in Random by Derek at 2:33 am
Apple logo birthmark, originally uploaded by kmcculler.
Does this mean something? A sign of great things to come as this child matures and leads Apple into a new era of computing? [via] I’m just kidding about the whole “leading Apple into a new era” thing. There’s no denying that the birthmark carries an inherent “cool” / “geek” factor.
(satire mode)
This child will grow up to be stunningly beautiful, with features that have never been seen before. He/she will have a wonderful, clear voice that can be understood by all; when people look at him/her, the first thought that enters their head will be “Wow! I wish my child could do that”.
Sadly though, progress will be limited: this child will be borderline autistic, speaking in a language known only to itself, and once people see past the shallow exterior of good looks they will realise that other children (whilst nowehere near as good looking) are far more useful and can do many more things.
Suggested careers: model, (fading) rock star, politician for small rural community.
(P.S. no offence intended to the parents – very best congratulations on the birth of your child!)
Looks more like a chubby pacman in a beret to me.
I wonder if the parents thought of selling the brat to goldenpalace.com? I bet they could get $20K easy.
The apple messiah has been born!