I farted and the airplane came down
Here’s a story worth telling your kids about during the holidays. “Mommy farted and tried to hide it and the airplane had to make an emergency landing”. An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing because of just that.
An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.
The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said. [...]
“It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour,” said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport Authority.
So, apparently this woman thought that she could get away with lighting matches on an airplane without the passengers or crew catching wind of her sneakiness. Tsk tsk. Maybe this woman needs the flatulence concealing underwear insert?

sick.. but funny :D
Albeit she did have a medical condition that made her fart more than normal, but still
thats really rediculous I don’t care what you have you don’t light matches on a plane
That ShopInPrivate site is great! Sheep-Skin condoms! That’s a first for me…
They should have prosecuted her… how long has it been that smoking has been illegal on domestic flights? Stupidity should not be excused.