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Pronto condoms – Stop fumbling during the game

Posted in Random, Risque by Derek at 4:00 pm
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Now for a little sex education. Modern day prophylactics – designed to prevent sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancies – have been proven to be somewhat anti-climatic. Translated, condoms may have a way of killing the “moment”. I believe the Pronto condoms introduction summarizes the problems related to our modern day condoms:

Let’s face it, using an ordinary condom is a real pain in the butt. First, you have to tear the pack open, often using your teeth. Then you have to take the condom out of the pack – this is a slippery business at the best of times. Next, you have to figure out which is the right side up, before you can unroll it. By the time the condom’s on, the mood is halfway out the window…

Pronto believes that they have a winner in their hands. Check out the video demo if you so inclined. Would this be considered NSFW? Maybe, keep that in mind before clicking through.

7 Responses to “Pronto condoms – Stop fumbling during the game”

  1. Thomas J. Brown says:
    11/8/2006 at 4:39 pm

    I can’t even express how bad of an idea this seems to be. Wow.

  2. Injecter says:
    11/8/2006 at 5:29 pm

    rofl! I like that idea… Innovation rulez!

  3. Ronald Poi says:
    11/8/2006 at 11:00 pm

    I don’t know… if my penis whould be that hard maybe… anyway, where can i get them? (have to try them)

  4. Gaianna says:
    11/9/2006 at 12:21 am

    The thing that sucks it you can only order them online if you live in South Africa.
    But I think it is a great idea, i would like to give a hand you the design guys that came up with it.

  5. Roy says:
    11/9/2006 at 8:55 am

    In your face Condom-On Condom Applicator http://uneasysilence.com/archive/2006/09/6914/

  6. Nathaniel says:
    11/10/2006 at 12:08 pm

    Um….honestly “raincoats” aren’t extremely challenging to put on. If you can’t keep the mood for the 1.2 seconds it takes to put one on then perhaps you should rethink who you’re about to have an encounter with.

    Also, you could have the person of the opposite put it on for you. I’ve found that most females don’t have the slightest clue at first but really it’s an intimate act too that can be enjoyed.

  7. Thomas J. Brown says:
    11/11/2006 at 1:43 pm

    Not to mention that, and I cannot stress this enough, putting on a condom incorrectly significantly reduces its effectiveness and increases the chance for breakage.

    As Nathaniel said, putting on a condom the “hard way” really isn’t hard at all.

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