Poop Soap?!
This will keep the roomie guessing!
Nothing screams don’t touch like some soap that looks like poop in the shower.
The “Nope It’s Soap” (don’t you love creative names?) bar claims to have a coffee scent, which seems odd, but then again what do you expect from soap that is shaped like poop. As a bonus because of its odd shape it can be used as an exfoliator.
The manufacturer claims that each bar pile of soap is hand made, and unique, no molds, no mass production. Just like the real thing.

*shrieks* I can’t even imagine seeing this in a store..