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What’s a Saturday without a naked man being arrested for possessing a concealed weapon? Apparently, authorities will take your word for it when you inform them that you have a concealed item within the confines of your rear end.

A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors – naked – and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said. The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

Nature walkways will never be the same in that part of town. Firefighters were called to the scene to remove a 6-inch black electrical tape wrapped object from the mans behind before being escorted away by authorities.