Mmmmmmm, Gourmet Oxygen
Posted in Stupid by Dan at 12:06 pm
This post was published 3 years 20 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.Move over Red Bull, Big Ox is the name of a canned oxygen product marketed as an alternative to energy drinks.
If you are not satisfied with filling your body with potentially unsafe levels of caffeine, Bix Ox raises the bar by bringing pure oxygen to starving muscles.
Now, come on how dangerous can pure oxygen be?
The canned oxygen is offered in Tropical Breeze and Mountain Mint varieties and comes in a 10 liter can containing 93% pure oxygen (30 to 40 breaths).
Available for $14.95 per can.
Plain stupid!
Anyone else reminded of Spaceballs by this?
Spaceballs! Yes! It was the first thing that came to mind!
Even WELDING OXYGEN is cleaner than 93%! Also it’s a low pressure cylinder so you only get like a dozen hits, for over $1/hit, I think these guys are hitting the pipe.