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Is this how English slang is taught?

Posted in Entertainment, Random, Stupid by Derek at 7:40 pm
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How to learn English?

The above image was sent in by a friend. [See the original image] I can’t seem to find the associated write-up if there is one. If anyone knows where that is leave it in the comments.

11 Responses to “Is this how English slang is taught?”

  1. Injecter says:
    10/28/2006 at 9:39 pm

    Reminds me of Borat… lol xD

  2. Will says:
    10/28/2006 at 10:05 pm

    and it even tells you to say it out loud

  3. j2 says:
    10/28/2006 at 10:34 pm

    Reminds me of this.

  4. John says:
    10/28/2006 at 10:35 pm

    It’s Japanese comic book. Just for fun.

  5. j2 says:
    10/28/2006 at 10:49 pm

    Hm. One line says “I am a smart mother fu”. With Photoshop, I brought up the levels and determined that the last letter of the last word is ‘h’, but that’s about it. Anyone got any ideas?

  6. Ryan says:
    10/28/2006 at 11:19 pm

    I don’t think it’s a ‘h’
    “I am a smart mother fucker”

  7. biga says:
    10/28/2006 at 11:23 pm

    both of you are right, its ” i am a smart mother fucker yeah”

  8. Ronald Poi says:
    10/29/2006 at 12:15 am

    I think is some kind of fetish book for pedophiles… you know how we… i mean… how that people is…

  9. brandon says:
    10/29/2006 at 1:20 am

    I need the autotext code where can I get it email me please

  10. Joe Eversole says:
    10/29/2006 at 1:49 am

    That line is from Full Metal Jacket.

    Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
    [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

  11. Derek says:
    10/29/2006 at 4:58 am

    Ah. Nice for everyone to chime in with their translations. Why couldn’t my lessons be this easy to read while growing up?

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