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Is that a monkey in your pants? Well yes sir, that is. Two perps were caught, monkey in hand, smuggling exotic animals. This reminds me of the woman who attempted to board a plane with a water laden dress filled with fishes.

When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los Angeles International Airport, Robert Cusack decided it was best to confess that, yes, he did have more to declare. “I have monkeys in my pants,” Cusack told the agents. Cusack, 49, had just gotten off a plane from Thailand and was immediately taken into custody. Two endangered slow loris pygmy monkeys were rescued from Cusack’s underwear.

Everyone has a price. What trauma these little Pymgy monkeys must have endured having been stuffed into the pants of smugglers.