Your personal fart recorder
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Immaturity has gotten the best of me. There is nothing like the whoppie cushion for a good laugh, but as techno whores we need something a little more technical then a balloon.
Cue the fartaphone key ring, your own personal fart recorder. But here is the novel approach, it is not pre-programmed with noises, you actually record your own. When you’re about to let rip press the “Record Fart� button and presto, you have hours of fun.
I think it pays to mention that the recorder only captures audible aspect of a fart (thankfully) any playbacks should be safe from the fart. Sure you could use the thing for practical purposes as a keychain memo recorder, but all work and now play, well you know the rest.
The Fartaphone is available in the US for $6.99
I totally got a remote control whoopie cushion when I was 13. Farts will never stop being funny.