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Smut Sunday: Naughty American History

Posted in Entertainment, Random, Risque by Derek at 8:55 pm

Are you up for a little adult entertainment / American History crash course? If so, and assuming you are of legal age, check out Naughty American History (NSFW).

Choose either our male or female teacher and answer multiple choice questions on American history to win the game. Your teacher will reward you with each correct answer by removing an item of clothing. 8 stages increase in difficulty and you must work against the clock. Are you smart enough to go all the way?

Go ahead, test your own knowledge of American History and report back with your accomplishments or failures. If there were questions that stumped you on the first round, post ‘em in the comments. Thanks syl.

10 Responses to “Smut Sunday: Naughty American History”

  1. Roy says:

    Okay these are my notes, I tried about 50 times on the girl, but they kept throwing more and more obscure questions… like where was the first nuclear reactor…. I finally got it. Good luck, it is a quality show

    ps if you fail, be sure to click the try again, or the page will jump

    how many states are there: 50
    color not in the US flag: orange
    steam boat willie had: Mickey Mouse
    hot dog introduced: not 1920, posibly 111904
    president not featured on mount rushmore: george bush
    sunshine state: florida
    jfk is not known for lacross
    what was the first political party: federalist
    people kiked in the salem withch trials 27
    which three states after the first 13: kentucky tennesse, vermont
    who flew int he first shuttle mission: not BH
    who is on the $1: george washington
    what kind of tree did washington cut down: cherry
    who wrote huck fin: mark twain
    robert kennedy was Attorney General
    what doesn’t make up gross national product
    first ammendment protects: speech
    who was involved in the first fatal plane crash: orville wright
    oldest town founded by euroupe: st augustine
    which presedent wrote my life: bill clinton
    what is martin luther king knowne for: civil rights
    what is R&B known for: motown
    what war was the gattlin gun first used: Civil war
    who was the first man to walk on the moon: Neil Armstrong
    which president served the longest: Franklin d roosevelt
    what document claimed these truths be self evident: independence
    what ship sank in 1912: titanic
    what was the first land visited by columbia: san salvador
    what casino is Las Vegas known for: caesars palace
    what were the last states to rattify the constituation: rhode island and north carolina
    where did Charles lindbergh land after flying across the alantic: paris
    what president installed the bay of pigs: J Kennedy
    what is brown vs board of eductation about: racial segregation
    what did joseph macarthy represent: wisconsin
    who was the first billionaire in 20th centry: rockefeller
    which president served shortest: willim henry harrison
    why did the wig party call them selves the wigs: not for the wigs, not to conceel their id
    which is not a famious explorer for usa: henry ford
    who was the first president photo graphed: john quincy adams
    who wrote uncle toms cabin: harriet beecher stowe
    who owned alaska before the usa: russia
    who was the youngest president: John f Kennedy
    where was the worst earthquake east of mississippi: south carolina
    what year was star spangled banner became our anthem in: 1931
    what city houses the apollo theatre: new york
    who killed billy the kid: pat garrett
    how long did the great depression last: 10 years
    where was the first nuclear reactor: chicago
    who was the first democratic president canidate: andrew jackson
    what was the first launched shuttle: columbia

    what was the first war ship to go around the world: not the enterprise, not uss battle cruser
    if both the president and vice president are killed, then who takes over: not attorney general, not pres pro temp, not secretary of the state
    where in new york was the kitty attack: not mannhatten
    which of these did not explore america: not vespie
    how long have people lived in new mexico: not 1870

  2. Anthony says:

    Yeah 2 tries! woo :-P

  3. Derek says:

    Umm damn. Roy. I dub thee the official ejumication porn maestro ;) Someone did their homework…

  4. Jay says:

    Thanks Roy… as a Canadian, I need a cheat-sheet for American history! lol

    Though I did get half a dozen right, I got stumped on “what president installed the bay of pigs?” … then didn’t play again. It’s really well done though!

  5. Roy says:

    now if only I had teachers like that when I was in school.

  6. yes says:

    Gosh, all I can say is

    I saw boobies!!

  7. Bob says:

    Does anyone know the name of the actress playing the female teacher…wow she is hot.

  8. chad ewing says:

    what about the name of the MALE history teacher…he’s GORGEOUS!!!!!!

  9. john says:

    i hated after few questions she disapear every time.
    i could get after few questions.

  10. leroy says:

    how come after about four stages, it says done?
    help me out guys….

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