The Church of Google
This post was published 3 years 2 months 8 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.Stop and imagine the most inane concept conceivable concerning a web related service and attempt to compare it to “The Church of Google”. Thanks Stephen.
We at The Church Of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity. It is the ultimate bridge between people and information.
“…the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity”? I think a few people need to air out their living room, or replace the water in their bong.
Deities are typically described by their unique attributes such as being all-knowing, all-seeing, everywhere at once, the ability to answer prayers (search), being immortal, infinite, remembering all (Google cache) and of course Deities must “do no evil”. Google exhibits all of these characteristics perfectly. Google is certainly the closest thing human kind has to a true, real God.
I will pray and claim the porcelain toilet at the end of the hall before ever admitting that “Google is [...] the closest thing [...] to a true, real God.” I think this Church of Google stuff is right up there next to the cult groups believing they can hitch a ride on comets that happen to make their way past Earth’s atmosphere. What do you think?
I didn’t know gods were making money…
And I thought gods were meant to be perfect.
;)
I found the site very funny, and with helpful hints (e. g. in http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/how_to_use_google.html )…
Now, maybe one must be an atheist to appreciate ;-)
why google?
why not yahoo?
God can run on Internet Explorer…… And Firefox……. It must be true.
if google is god… does that mean when we die, if we haven’t spammed or nuked… we get a good page rank and daily indexes for eternity?….
~king
its simple really, no one likes yahoo.
~chad
maybe its like when we die, Google gets all of our knowledge, and adds it to its index to better the world.
Have you read some of the prayers?
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/contests/prayer2_0.html
Or the 10 Commandments of Google?
some people has too much time on their hands.
wait… maybe if everybody likes google so much they’re actually the antichrist and yahoo or some outdated search engine no one likes (maybe even msn live or whatever the hell they call it) is actually god…
shhhh… I’m praying…
Our Google which art in cyberspace….