The pen holder perfect for pent up anger
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Is your pen holder boring you? Have pent up aggression? Maybe Dead Fred can help. He is made from silicone rubber, and keeps you pens standing when you stab him, unfortunately though it only holds one pen. This is a perfect gift for a stressed out friend or IT person, and will certainly be a conversation piece (which may or may not be a good idea, considering). Dead Fred will be made available soon, pricing is not yet announced.
“keeps you pens standing…
strike far and intimidation with your fellow inhabitants”
I like the item but the description reads like badly translated Korean stereo instructions…
I was kinda going for that.. But I have updated it to reflect a normal persons humor.
It’s a little….morbid? A must for cubicles.