I almost considering purchasing this milk
This post was published 3 years 3 months 17 days ago and its content may not be valid anymore.Amazon reviews are a valuable asset in that users submit their own feedback concerning items. This feedback often results in a positive or negative impression of the item of interest making the decision to purchase easier. Anyone would appreciate the thorough reviews submitted for larger, more valuable items. But who would have thought so much activity would go into reviewing a 1-gallon jug of milk?
You do realise this is nothing more than a lightly processed bodily fluid from a live cow. Have you ever seen a live cow up close? They are gross – snotty wet noses, constantly pooping and flatulating, eating their own vomit over and over again. Why would you even think about putting a cow’s bodily fluids into your mouth?
One cannot merely sip or drink this full-bodied bovine nectar; it must be thrust at great force into one’s mouth to appreciate it. Few things in life reach such perfection – the gleeful laughter of children; the strong but vulnerable movies of Ang Lee, and the lactastic, liquid ectasy of Tuscan Whole Milk.
It’s obvious the reviews have turned into a debating ground. Nonetheless, I have discovered that feedback for items has now turned into an entertaining source for understanding the thought patterns of fellow Amazon customers.
…Milk is a substance that is used in just about every baked good. If you have a problem with the fluids from a cow then don’t drink it. If you like eggs it’s basically the same thing. Eggs come from the butt of a chicken. Ever seen a chicken? If not…look ‘em up.
haha some of those are absolutly great… they now have a 2% model as well… if you go to the main page you will notice that 72% of the people that looked at the item purchased it… and also 7% looked at the 2% model… and coming in at a close 3rd… Ramen Noodles…
people actually buy Ramen Noodles online? wtf?
Thanks for finding this, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Nearly 500 reviews! Crazy!!
Good luck trying to get that delivered cold. Look forward to a glass full of curdled milk.
“Every order containing perishables is packed in a secure, insulated cooler filled with dry ice and/or frozen gel packs to keep it frozen and/or cool.”
You can also buy Sashimi grade ahi.